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"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."
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"Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
"-Are you single? -No, I'm an album."
"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."
"What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !"