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Joke of the Day

"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."

"Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :("

"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"

" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."

"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."

"What do you call an asshole horse rider? A Jerk-ey."

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."