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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything."

"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."

"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"

"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"

"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."

"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar"