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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"

"I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets. Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school."

"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."

"I was at the track yesterday. I backed a horse at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four."

"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"

"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."