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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"

"I saw a train today... It seemed really angry."

"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"

"You'll end up real disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do."

"How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ""lather rinse repeat."""

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""