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Joke of the Day

"I could be an Olympics commentator because I'm good at pointing and saying, ""You can tell she wants it."""

"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"

"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."

"I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, ""Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him."""

"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."

"Tried to watch some porn last night but I couldn't buy into the plot... There were just too many holes"

"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."

"What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava Your so vain"

"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"

"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"