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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"
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"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire"
"One of those trendy avant chefs offered to cook me whale today. I said, please don't... That would make me blubber!"
"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."
"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers."
"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."
"The Lakers"