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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software? Getting McCafe on McAfee"

"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?"

"What do Apple and The Titanic have in common? They both lost the Jack."

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."

"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"