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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"
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"Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Someone stepped on the mouse."
"Back in my day... They called selfie sticks dildos."
"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"My love life. ..."
"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."
"It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off."
"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."
"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"