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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAIIINNNNSS!!! :D"
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"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."
"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"
"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"
"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."
"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"
"Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face."