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Joke of the Day

"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."

"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."

"Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*"

"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."

"Little Shop of Horrors should have taken place in Russia. Because in Soviet Russia plant eats you!"

"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."

"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."

"What happened to the minter who went crazy? He stopped making cents."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender"

"Thanks for telling me what BOGO means... It means a great deal to me."