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Joke of the Day
"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"
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"Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel? I always feel like I'm talking in circles."
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"A N U S B U T T M U F F ~ My reply when the optometrist asks me to read the lower lines, regardless of what I see"
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket? He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin."
"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."
"Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3? Because off sequence, Yoda was."
"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."