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Joke of the Day

"Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face."

"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor? A dog with pawlitical experience."

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."