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Joke of the Day
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
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"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."
"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"
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"When someone tells me to give them a straight answer, I make sure I go out of my way to give them a really gay one."
"I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."