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Joke of the Day
"Simba was moving too slowly So i told him to Mufasa"
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"You'd think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good."
"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your supper."
"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"
"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"
"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."
"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"
"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."