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Joke of the Day

"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."

"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."

"I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position."

"Kristen Stewart looks like she always has mono"

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."

"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."