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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
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"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."
"Replace Steven Tyler with a bear. Bearosmith. Billions and billions of $. I could do this all day, you guys. Hire me."
"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."
"Want to hear a corny joke?? Then please, lend me your ear."
"A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men."
"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"