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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"

"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"

"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."

"I met the donkey from Numbers 22... He was a pretty cool guy... What? Did you expect him to be an ass?"

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"

"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."