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Joke of the Day

"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""

"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."

"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus. &nbsp; Works better if you read the joke out loud."

"What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket."

"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"

"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"