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Joke of the Day
"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"
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"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"
"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."
"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"
"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"Non-consensual sex burns more calories than consensual sex."
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"If the tongue is a muscle I want your pussy to be my gym"