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Joke of the Day

"Your restraining order says ""no"", but the 1/8"" gap between your living room curtains says ""yes""."

"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""

"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."

"My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent."

"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."

"I saw an oldman get hit by a car. He didn't hear me say ""look out!"" Because I didn't say anything."

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."

"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."

"Oedipus apartment complex Attractive like your mom"