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Joke of the Day
"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"
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"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."
"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"
"John: Hey Jude... Paul: Don't make it bad George: Take a sad song... Ringo: So weird how coffee is yummy hot or cold but gross in-between"
"So it's my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""You were born because your mom sniffed glue."""
"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."
"My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her."
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"Who reads the news AND makes coffee? Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)"