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Joke of the Day

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"

"I met a Muslim biker once... He was the Sergeant at harams"

"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"

"What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common? One protects all colors."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."