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Joke of the Day
"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."
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"Journalist asks a neo-nazi ""what do you have against foreigners?"" ""I have an axe"""
"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"
"While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?"
"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"
"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."
"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."