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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger"

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"

"Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength"

"A judge had sex with an underage boy... Reports say the judge is not going to face any charges. He tried him as an adult"