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Joke of the Day

"A judge had sex with an underage boy... Reports say the judge is not going to face any charges. He tried him as an adult"

"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."

"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."

"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."

"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""

"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."

"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"