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Joke of the Day

"Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength"

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"

"I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany. I'll call it ""Gluten Tag!"" K-THX-BAI!!!!!"

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."

"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""

"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."