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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"
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"Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving."
"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."
"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"
"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"
"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"How Long is a Chinese name."
"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."
"What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread? All rye all rye"
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"