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Joke of the Day

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"What do you call a gay assassin? Ass ass in"

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"

"I got rear-ended in traffic the other day Thank God i wasn't in my car."

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"

"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"

"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"