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Joke of the Day

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"

"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."

"TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It ""trickles down"" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals"

"Whenever I hear the phrase ""Power of Attorney"" I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer."

"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud"

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"

"I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD. I peed"

"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."

"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""