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Joke of the Day
"I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first."
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"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
"Why does Wall Street call Hillary ""Hillary Vuitton"" instead of ""Hillary Clinton"" ? Because they know she's in the bag ..."
"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."
"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"
"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."
"Women's rights"
"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"
"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"