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Joke of the Day
"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."
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"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"
"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."
"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."
"I've decided to take the day off today. I'm just going to call it to."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."