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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."

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"Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists? They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. [explanation](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment)"
"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."
"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"
"The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus."
"What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"
"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"
"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."
"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
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