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Joke of the Day
"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"
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"As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid. I for one intend to party like it's 19.99."
"What do you call a fat person who likes trance music? Trans fat"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."
"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."
"I think it works! GUYS! I just invented time travel!"
"I bet those 300 Greek soldiers would have stood a better chance if they thought to wear armor instead of going to war in capes & speedos."
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."