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Joke of the Day

"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cannot count.. I'm the 1st kind of person, I can count."

"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."

"A fun prank is to search ""buy antique dolls"" on someone's computer because then all their Facebook targeted ads are creepy dolls forever"

"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."

"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"

"My buddies said I should sign up for a Golf Tournament I told them no, I always lose, Then they said it was for crippled children. I thought, well damn, maybe I could win this then."

"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."

"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"