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Joke of the Day

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""

"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."

"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""

"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"

"My idea of responsibility is plugging my phone in at mid-day"

"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California? **No Drought.**"