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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
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"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"
"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."
"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."
"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."
"A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement""."
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."
"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""
"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."