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Joke of the Day

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."

"I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career."

"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"

"What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"

"What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360"