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Joke of the Day

"If you're American before you go to the bathroom and American after. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."

"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"

"Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?"

"What does a dog see in the mirror? A chair"

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."