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Joke of the Day

"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"

"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."

"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"

"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."

"On a scale of 1 to 10... How would you rate binary code?"

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""

"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"

"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."

"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"