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Joke of the Day

"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."

"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."

"How come ""you're a peach"" is a complement but ""you're bananas"" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?"

"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."

"What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game? Mein Kraft"

"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""

"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"

"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"