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Joke of the Day
"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."
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"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."
"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"
"Me and a buddy went to an amputee party It was crawling with pussy."
"How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno."
"What makes me want to lose the will to live? /r/Jokes!"
"What happens when you give a cow a joint? The steaks are high"