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Joke of the Day

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."

"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"

"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"

"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."