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Joke of the Day
"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"
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"I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute."
"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"
"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."
"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."
"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."
"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."
"Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do."