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Joke of the Day
"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."
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"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work He was fired."
"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."
"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."
"Gonna get ""na na na na na na na na"" tattooed on my forearm. I'll tell girls it's Hey Jude and I'll tell dudes it's the Batman theme."
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"
"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once It was great until i came in cider"
"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."