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Joke of the Day

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?"

"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"

"What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!"

"Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity"

"Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today... ... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says....""Aah, this takes me back"""

"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"