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Joke of the Day

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."

"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand."

"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"

"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"Facebook: ""Do you want to tag Jennifer in this Picture?"" Me: Hmmmm. does it make her look fat? Then yes, yes I do."

"A thief tripped and fell into wet cement... He became a hardened criminal."