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Joke of the Day
"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
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"My girlfriend caught me cross-dressing So I packed up her clothes and left"
"A positive parent.. A positive parent said to their negative child... Your grounded."
"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."
"I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym... ...but none of them worked out."
"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"