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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"
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"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"
"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock? It's just nice having an extra set of hands around."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"There are three types of people in this world.. Those who can count and those who can't"