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Joke of the Day

"Gonna get ""na na na na na na na na"" tattooed on my forearm. I'll tell girls it's Hey Jude and I'll tell dudes it's the Batman theme."

"Boss rushes frantically into manager's office... ""Hey, have you been screwing my assistant?"" ""No!"" ""Great! Then YOU fire her."""

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."

"There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least I fuck somebody I love."

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"

"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""