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Joke of the Day
"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."
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"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."
"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"
"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"