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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks? Al Frap-Pacino"
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"Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend. Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris."
"I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head."
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""
"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"
"You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"
"There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks."
"A Physics student is standing on the roof of a building preparing to leap to his death.... His professor calls out to him, ""Stop! You have so much potential!"""