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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
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"The other day I held the door open for a clown I thought it was a nice jester."
"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""