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Joke of the Day
"You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen."
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"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"
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"Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches."
"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"I prefer to date a man after I see how well he treats his wife."
"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat"
"I think i'm lactose intolerant I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap."
"What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!"