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Joke of the Day
"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
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"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."
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"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."
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